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[–] voracitude 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ugh when will people stop leaking military secrets on internet forums this is our national security you're playing with 🙄

(/s because it's 2024)

[–] PugJesus 22 points 1 month ago

(/s because it’s 2024)

Yeah, this info has been declassified since the Fall of Saigon, smh

[–] grue 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excuse me, but I have it on good authority that they can also sound like Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I wanna say there's a model out there fitted with Buffalo Springfield - For What it's Worth, too

[–] setsneedtofeed 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doorgunning in Rising Storm 2 while the pilot blasted CCR through their mic was peak gaming.

[–] PugJesus 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Agent641 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Some people think they cant be forced to auditorally hallucinate a theme song just by looking at a picture of a helicopter, but those people are wrong

[–] Viking_Hippie 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The pain level is actually highly dependent on the method chosen.

[–] d00ery 9 points 1 month ago

But I can take or leave it if I choose.

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 month ago

Nitrogen gas: No worries

Nitrogen liquid: Yes worries

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I know what you wanted but my brain went straight to "china beach". Different war and chopper, I know, but you said you're forcing the hallucination.

[–] yesman 19 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Was that building on the same technology that was also used to make the Bell H-13 sound like "Suicide is Painless"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"You weren't there man, you don't know the songs I listened to!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As opposed to modern helicopters, which sound like this.

Or this in stealth mode.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My brigade commander in the Army said he could put 10 hueys in the air for the price of one Blackhawk. And the Blackhawk doesn’t even come with a cool theme song.