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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

This is it, y'all! This is the one.

No political messaging, no debatable tech contribution, no societal contribution, the company will be fine because they change CEOs like I change my underwear.

I think everyone can agree, this is the one we eat. It's time to send a message and enjoy a damn fine meal.

[–] NeptuneOrbit 17 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Don't worry, he probably has some arrangement to only go like once. A month.

[–] lilbirddog 5 points 2 months ago

Try once a week! He will have to be in Seattle three days a week to conform to Starbucks’ remote/hybrid work policy.

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[–] assembly 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The article says when he started at Chipotle they were headquartered in Denver but dickbag moved it to Newport Beach so it was closer. Guessing the same thing will happen to Starbucks. He will (randomly) decide that Newport Beach is a better location for a global coffee chain than Seattle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Was this the tiny portions chipotle ceo?

[–] snekerpimp 13 points 2 months ago

Dude has two families

[–] Numenor 10 points 2 months ago

They got their CEO to-go

[–] Boozilla 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I'm tall and have great hair, and I feel my thralls really need to see that."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

What an asshole.

[–] bizzle 8 points 2 months ago

Piece of shit, wow!

[–] stoly 6 points 2 months ago

And here I was thinking naively that this was an opportunity for change.

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