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[–] [email protected] 96 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Charon transports two souls down the river Styx

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That’s what I thought this was literally about. Don’t wait to vacation because you might die. The chauffeur smiling, threw me though.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 3 months ago

The chauffeur has free entertainment for the night.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I'll just go find thousands of dollars to burn and get to it!

Travel is not accessible to everyone.

[–] then_three_more 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course assuming they're American. Venice is a couple of hundred quid for a long weekend from the UK.

[–] Psaldorn 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But £1000 to get the train to the airport

[–] FinalRemix 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Airports are for planes, idiot. Of course parking a train there is expensive. Think, McFly!

[–] Noodle07 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can take the train all the way to Venice, you don't need to fly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_Tunnel

[–] jacksilver 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but the Chunnel is stupidly expensive. Pretty sure flying would be cheaper.

[–] JackLSauce 70 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Plot twist: neither of them is sleeping

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

They died doing what they loved.

Getting sun burnt.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago
[–] Iheartcheese 9 points 3 months ago

Will be pretty easy to dispose of them then

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

He looks asleep. She, well check her pulse.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They clearly finished under the blanket and passed out.

[–] ripcord 5 points 3 months ago

Good for them, man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Finished the pentobarbital?

[–] superweeniehutjrs 19 points 3 months ago

Pretty good Christmas card, tbh

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s just the ketamine.

[–] motor_spirit 4 points 3 months ago

Every fuckin time...

[–] danekrae 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Youth is wasted on the young"

[–] Nuke_the_whales 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I mean I had my kids in my late 20s. Everyone thought I was nuts, but my kids are gonna be off at college before I'm 50. I'll be able to enjoy traveling, etc. When I'm not too old.

Also I love that I'm not gonna be in my 50s raising teenagers

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I enjoyed tons of travelling in my 20s until I had kids mid-30s. I was young enough to go backpacking easily, stayed at random peoples places via couchsurfing. I don't see myself doing that at an older age and I am glad I had that time.

There are different ways to look at this.

[–] ripcord 6 points 3 months ago

I did most of my traveling before kid (it helped that a lot was for work so they paid for it).

Trying to travel with kid too though. We only had the one so that helps some.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 1 points 3 months ago

Late 20s? You had kids LATE man!!! I know people who are grandparents at 31.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Good thing I'll never be able to afford traveling or retiring, then! Ha ha, ha, ha...

[–] Mango 4 points 3 months ago

I'm start traveling when doing stuff that's actually fun stops being an option.

[–] ryan_ 2 points 3 months ago

I started working with a financial advisor when I was 19 because I don’t want to work until I’m too old to live. FIRE or die trying.