Ah, the Cadbury Cutpurse. The Creme Crime Crone. The Cleggptomaniac. The Yolk Yoinker. At long last.
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1 month for 100 eggs, roughly. Common law will run with this.
Jailed for steeling food. Though I suppose food is a loose term here.
He’s not exactly a modern day Jean Valjean.
Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!
Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary said he had stolen the chocolate between 6 January and 18 April.
Richards targeted 19 shops across Hampshire, Dorset and West Sussex, and took £3,463.96 worth of produce and products.
That's about 8 eggs a day. I wonder if it was a dare or he just had some kind of mental break that came out in addiction issues.
Eggsilent!
Never have the police scrambled so quickly to a crime scene.
The informant flipped and it was all over, easy!
He cracked under the pressure of interrogation.
The sentencing was a yolk.
Ok that’s all I’ve got.