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[โ€“] [email protected] 142 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Shit is fucking bonkers. Richest country in the history of mankind makes its people pay to live and get educated. Fuck. Only developed country that does it. I'm convinced that our government hates our guts and wants us all dead.

[โ€“] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nope. They want us just alive enough to increase โ€œthe domestic supply of infantsโ€ to fully stock both their workforce and the military.

[โ€“] RedditWanderer 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Keeping you alive "long enough". Your productive years of making children aren't the years where you need the most healthcare. It's designed to get young people to overpay and old people to overpay and still die

[โ€“] Mango 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Jiggle_Physics 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There are a lot of people who really wish we were, and they have power, and money.

[โ€“] Mango 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone should let them know that's not fun.

[โ€“] Jiggle_Physics 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As long as they get to be the Spartans, and not the Helots, they will be fine with it.

[โ€“] Mango 1 points 4 months ago

I'm too rusty on history to know about it. Either way, I've been to a Walmart with times to know we're not Sparta.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Iโ€™ve been waiting for more people to realize this. The rich will always make the mistake of underestimating the poor.

By expanding the groups range, you increase their numbers dramatically, eventually theyโ€™ll realize they can eat you alive.

And all their bunkers become fancy soup cans, and thereโ€™s always a can opener.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rusty, Iโ€™m a big fan.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Youโ€™re too kind, thank you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Mmmmmmm yummy fucking soup. I love that kind of soup. When?

[โ€“] danc4498 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And half of them are voting for candidates that openly want to make things worse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's cultists doing cultist shit. They know full well what they're voting for is bad for the country.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

There was a joke in the old Duck Tales cartoon about this.

One of Scrooge McDuckโ€™s nephews was chastising his uncle for being needlessly frugal. โ€œWhy wonโ€™t you pay for this? Youโ€™re the richest duck in the world!โ€

Scrooge replied โ€œAnd how do you think I got to be the richest?โ€

Oligarchs convincing We the People to vote for representatives who maintain systems of indifference and cruelty is how we got so damn rich to begin with.

[โ€“] return2ozma 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Shit bezos and Elon Schmuck

[โ€“] xenoclast 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One percent of the military budget. It's all you need.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That military budget is literally fucking us sideways. I'd be ok with it if it were used for the good of this world, it's literally used to kill brown people and children.

[โ€“] xenoclast 1 points 4 months ago

For control of resources. Murder to "protect American interests". They do say why they do it. What is America really interested in? Wealth consolidation for the ultra wealthy.

[โ€“] redisdead 4 points 4 months ago

It's the richest country because they nickel and dime it's people

[โ€“] kayos 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mate. Iโ€™m from what the hell!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm from a shitty country in the middle East, and we had free healthcare. My brother tells me they still have it and it's gotten even better now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm 51. I still list my pediatrician who I am fairly certain died thirty years ago. They don't check.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Well the point is to communicate with your primary things like vaccination records so if you don't have one you can literally just say that.

[โ€“] EnderWiggin 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Y'all should give this state healthcare stuff a shot. It's nice over here in Massachusetts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Unfortunately most people don't make enough to live in (urban) Massachussets :) if they did, us outsiders would colonize the fuck out of it immediately... with absolutely no remorse too.

Now, you might say to get my own state healthcare: however, counterpoint, I live in Georgia and we'll probably not get there until collapse from the climate apocalypse has already started. Won't stop me from trying...

[โ€“] rickdg 13 points 4 months ago

You know youโ€™re in a first world country when the GDP to life expectancy curve goes brrr. Except in the US where capitalism is a death cult. Why increase lifespans when profits can always go higher? Something something trickle down.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dr. Jameson (or insert your preferred distilled poison of choice).

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I go between dr. Daniels and dr. Evans

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

If it makes you feel any better (well aware it will not), I've not had a consistent NHS GP for a good 15-20 years, and it's for the same reason - fewer doctors cost less money, and private for profit companies running our healthcare (in many cases, the very same people, since many of the companies buying up the NHS are American insurers) only care about one thing, and it isn't healthcare.

[โ€“] Mango 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't even know those letters.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

National Health Service general practitioner (UK I believe)

[โ€“] Tikiporch 1 points 4 months ago

National Hotrod Society General Practitioner

[โ€“] BaldManGoomba 3 points 4 months ago

Uhh. I haven't visted a doctor for a check up since I was 18. Which was 14 years ago. I have only used healthcare when I crushed my hand at work. In which my company paid for. I have never gone to a walk in, I have never gotten a prescription despite getting bronchitis and pneumonia every year. Haven't gotten to the doctor for the 3 times I had food poison or the flu. It is costly, it takes time, I work night and sleep during day, and I still pay health insurance(50$ a week and 50$ a month for dental) in which I have to pay to visit doctors and pay until I hit a deductible