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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

From this post and talking to old heads on lots of different jobs, the world, both working and otherwise used to be a lot more fun.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Firstly, this is great.

But more importantly, "WEAKE Gay"? I feel that in my soul. That's my spirit animal right there.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] jaybone 34 points 2 months ago

It’s like manual DNS for phone numbers.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Before the internet there were phonebooks for your city and/or region which listed household and business phone numbers among other info. This is where the term "yellow pages" came from which was the section for businesses categorized by type of business ("crime fighting" here) .

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've never seen a phone book?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes I have, just trolling the other Millenials.

[–] SirSamuel 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 6 points 2 months ago

We're millennials. We don't have lawns.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 8 points 2 months ago

That's a relief lol

[–] Etterra 6 points 2 months ago

It's an adjustably thick paper construct used for leveling uneven furniture.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 2 months ago

I think it's another name for those folding smartphones. They kind of look like books.

[–] aeronmelon 14 points 2 months ago

Now this is a proper banboozling.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ok but what about the person named gay weake

[–] Anticorp 2 points 2 months ago

I'm sure he endured a ton of taunting as a kid, and probably as an adult too.

[–] skeezix 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you know that ketchup was invented in Ketchum? Now you do!

[–] GladiusB 3 points 2 months ago

This seems too good to be true. But also true because history be like that.