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Is Canoe Boat? (midwest.social)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It’s the weekend, let’s have a poll. Or a debate. Whichever.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

How can a canoe not be a boat?

[–] Visstix 7 points 3 months ago

It's a boat, but not a ship.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] A_Filthy_Weeaboo 5 points 3 months ago

Is hot dog!

[–] Crackhappy 4 points 3 months ago

I'm a hotdog. I can has bun?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Of course! A canoe is a sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Yes. Displaces water. You sit where water was. Is boat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

As I realized I'm the comments, it's a sandwich, like a hotdog or a pita pocket.

[–] verity_kindle 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is not boat. Is not vessel. Is watercraft, like kayak, like raft. Ours is "Lurlene"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Define boat. Define vessel. Define watercraft.

Explain why kayak is not a boat or vessel. Explain why a raft is like a kayak and a canoe.

[–] over_clox 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Bleh, thanks. Fixed now, hopefully.

…I’ll record that as a “maybe” vote.

[–] over_clox 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi Desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Image loads now 👍

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Your wisdom is deep yet fleeting, like the glacier.