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J.D. Vance didn’t have sex with a couch. But he’s still extremely weird. (www.vox.com)

submitted 5 months ago by jeffw to c/seriousnews

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[–] RestrictedAccount 10 points 5 months ago

Or precisely

He denies having sex with the couch and we can’t prove he did

[–] paddirn 4 points 5 months ago

“Can you tell us where he touched you?”

[–] MushuChupacabra 4 points 5 months ago

Couch Fucker did in fact, fuck a couch.

[–] Zachariah 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, did someone prove he didn’t?

[–] SkyezOpen 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, but there's also no evidence that JD vance fucked a couch. There are no eyewitness accounts of the hypothetical situation that JD vance stuck a latex glove between Teo couch cushions, lubed it up, and rammed it with his tiny dick as hard as he could.

Simply unfounded.

[–] CrayonRosary 2 points 5 months ago

Who's Teo?

[–] beebarfbadger 1 points 2 months ago

But if I have to make up stories about JD Vance fucking couches to make the American media care about THE SUFFERING OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, that's what I will do. Won't somebody think of the suffering of the American people!