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J.D. Vance didn’t have sex with a couch. But he’s still extremely weird. (www.vox.com)

submitted 5 months ago by jeffw to c/seriousnews

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[–] Zachariah 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, did someone prove he didn’t?

[–] SkyezOpen 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, but there's also no evidence that JD vance fucked a couch. There are no eyewitness accounts of the hypothetical situation that JD vance stuck a latex glove between Teo couch cushions, lubed it up, and rammed it with his tiny dick as hard as he could.

Simply unfounded.

[–] CrayonRosary 2 points 5 months ago

Who's Teo?