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Read only friday (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago

I'll just push the new virus detection files, what's the worst that could happen

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

CTO of my company was up at 1am this morning in the chats. Pray for the IT department

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who were they talking to.

I blame whoever had their chat open at 1am.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Most of the time, it's me

Even medicated, it's impossible for me to keep a normal sleep schedule

I think of it as compensation for waking up at noon every day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Just because you're awake doesn't mean you need to be working

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had two deployments today and then left for an early weekend.

Readonly friday is for pussies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I hope this reference never dies

[–] big_slap 16 points 4 months ago

the pain today is real for my IT buddies

[–] Kojichan 2 points 4 months ago

Ugh. Definite mood. I had to update a database of over 200k entries, live, during prime time...

Ah well. :Do Weekend!