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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I kind of assumed they were dead from the headline.

[–] solrize 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The person then jumped over the railing and into the water and was observed swimming, Andrews said. The Coast Guard was dispatched and the person was rescued. His condition was not immediately known.

[–] HappycamperNZ 7 points 5 months ago

I do believe his condition is listed as "fucked"

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 2 points 5 months ago

Backstroking even. The casual cartoon stroke. Did anyone check if this guy is a cartoon?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

imagine somebody rear ends you, then just calmly walks to the edge of the bridge and jumps

[–] robocall 4 points 5 months ago

If I saw someone jump off a bridge, I imagine I'd be traumatized.

[–] pivot_root 1 points 5 months ago

Gotta do what you gotta do to avoid financial ruin /s

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Guy wanted to bring "leaving the scene of an accident" to a whole new level. NGL, surviving a 190 foot dive is impressive.

[–] cm0002 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He was just trying to hide under the bridge to bring his wanted level down

[–] SidewaysHighways 2 points 5 months ago

Back in my day that was just instant sleepy time

[–] VanillaBean 3 points 5 months ago

It was pretty warm today, those alluring waters are hard to resist for a quick swim! /s