this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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[–] chemical_cutthroat 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that I can ever trust joke condoms. Does anyone actually use them?

[–] ZeroTemp 55 points 4 months ago

If you do use them the real punchline to the joke doesn't hit until 9 months later.

[–] Landless2029 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's funny about this is supposedly seniors get it on a lot in retirement homes.

Doubt they use condoms because YOLO I'm going to die soon.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Not sure you can use all four on that last one within the best-before...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This picture is literally 10 years old.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 4 months ago

Nah, see when you turn 50 you can only have sex once a year, but you need to get into a time machine and go back to 2014.

[–] edgemaster72 8 points 4 months ago

I'm kind of annoyed that it goes in a pattern from 4 times a day to 4 times a week then skips over 4 times a month and goes right to 4 times a year (then 1/year).

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Redditor and sexy is just some tissues.

[–] Mojave 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure you had some thoughts swirling in your head when you wrote that comment, but those thoughts were NOT translated into words. What the fuck does this mean

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When I was 18 I got sex once in a blue moon. It wasn't until my late twenties that I had the confidence to start getting a lot of sex.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

"Get" is an interesting verb to choose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

What currency is this in?

[–] TheBat 1 points 4 months ago