bro you gave me a heart attack
NonCredibleDefense
A community for your defence shitposting needs
Rules
1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
10. Don't get us banned
No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.
11. No misinformation
NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.
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I saw it after the whole Trump news came out, thought shit was going to go down
i've been in an edit war with two hexbear/ml goons for pretty much a solid hour now, it's hilarious.
keeps changing the N of nato to an H. i change it back.
again, again, again, again, i'm laughing my ass off tbh. dude, i'm sitting on a train, listening to a podcast, you're really not wasting my time, it's just funny.
You who are reading this, we're constantly under attack by vatniks from pissbear and grad, we need you to help defend our democracy
Reporting in, sir or ma'am!
The situation has calmed down a bit now, but if you're feeling frisky you can help our neighbors covering that vatnik failure with a pride flag
Tankies have given up. Let's help fill in the Sweden and pride flags!
Tankies have given up
Can't have an LLM participate in canvas.
F35 is done finally. Please help protec.
Screen grab of it done in case it gets attacked
It's so pretty!! 😍
FYI, a few of us are coordinating via Matrix chat to draw Flork on the bottom left in the flag
We should do Anarcho-NATOism
Eh
Unironic support!
Sorry I'm so unprepared. This is sort of last minute so I just took the template from a previous /r/place event and slapped the coordinates together. I was notified about this ahead of time but I kinda forgot. Really, it's your fault if you think about it. You should have forseen the future and reminded me. Thanks a lot anton.
Mon pomplemousses, I can't see the canvas itself, even though I can see my log in avatar and everything else looks normal. I've tried the typical fixes, clearing out cookies, re logging in from scratch, etc. My slow mobile browser worked fine with it yesterday. There are 287 or so morons logged on now, not enough to cause a crash. Help me, I'm living to place pixels.
I keep getting disconnected. Someone else will have to murder the pink blob and the black sprinkles on the left. Gah.
Should we stick with "Azure" blue or switch to regular "Blue"? Decide before we place too many pixels
UPDATE: WE'RE SWITCHING TO REGULAR BLUE
I think Azure is fine. The "Blue" seems more purple to me
The heat map is helpful!
Wow yeah you can see how much the pixels changed
Who pixelated the jet with the Ukrainian flags on it, right above the F-35? That is rayd as heyll, homies. Reveal yourself!