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[–] [email protected] 114 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Why would you not add a cupboard there?

[–] theragu40 97 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, the real found Satan is the dude who just blatantly wastes this much potential storage space in a kitchen build.

[–] InternetCitizen2 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not wasted. It is being used for the prank.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

[very calm serious voice] Ahhh, a prank cupboard... very interesting.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Well, of course it is, but the guy could have escaped if there was a door there.

/s

[–] PrinceWith999Enemies 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only thing I could think of is that there’s more cabinets to be added, and that one is like a central pillar - that is, it’s surrounded by cabinets yet-to-be-added on all four sides.

Otherwise, yeah, I’d think it was really bizarre not to have a cabinet in there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Why would you have a bunch of shallow cupboards around a big empty space.

Fill it with full-depth cupboards like the 4 behind it.

[–] TheMauveAvenger 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Looks like it's going to be an area with an overhang for seating. Could you add storage or something useful? Yes, probably, but there are going to be high top chairs blocking it most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Perfect spot for the stuff you only touch like once a year. Things like the turkey roasting pan.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

True.
Or Carl. Now Carl lives there.

[–] Selmafudd 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah I've seen this multiple times and always think this. Only thing I can think of is something so heavy will be on top that you can't open the door without it collapsing.. but what that is I have nfi

[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago

need to put scratch marks on the wood

[–] Blastoid5000 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

50? As a professional renovator, more like 15.

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, 25 is a more likely lifespan on cabinets; if style ever lets them last that long.

[–] Nioxic 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The wife will hate this

wasted space for a joke

kitchen cabinet space is always nice to have

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[–] Nathandee 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Op assumes to be dead in 50 years

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Thulcander 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is a 1 in 5 chance a man will make it to 95, and I'm not that lucky :(

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[–] onionbaggage 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

When we refloored our house we put the devil's trap from supernatural under it. I wish I got to see the reaction when it's found.

[–] Kittenstix 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You'll find it in a mildlyinteresting post in 20-30 years

[–] onionbaggage 4 points 11 months ago

God I hope so! :)

[–] safetyincartoons 2 points 11 months ago

My reaction right now is that is genius!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's how you motivate someone to build a time machine to come back and do prank on you in retaliation

[–] Pregnenolone 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What in McMansion hell is going on in this kitchen?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 4 points 11 months ago

It's the kind of place you build or buy so you won't feel bad about lighting it on fire for the insurance money.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Consolation prize for the pranked, that marker might still work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I have a marker from back when I was in elementary school that I used to scribble stuff on cassettes I recorded off the radio. It still works. I'm 35.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

You just gonna let him ~~live~~ die there rent-free for 50yrs?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I see this all over and it always goes without comment, so I'm curious; is "and" used instead of "an" in a dialect I'm unaware of? Kinda like how "anymore" has a slightly different usage (I think in the southern us)

[–] Ilovethebomb 9 points 11 months ago

Typo, most likely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] VindictiveJudge 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"which fills out and empty space"

My guess is that the and there is a typo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

ohhhh i did spend a minute trying to figure out what that meant lol

[–] wolfpack86 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anymore has different usages??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, in my neck of the woods it's always used in a negative statement (we don't go there anymore, can't anymore, etc) but some places use it in positive statements kinda like "nowadays" (we go there anymore). Trips me up a bit whenever I encounter it.

Here's an article about it

[–] wolfpack86 4 points 11 months ago

That is super weird. I haven't ever encountered it. And thanks for the sauce.

I'll be on the lookout anymore.

(That just feels wrong to write!)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure about "anymore"—other than moving it to the start of the sentence—but I have noticed that "whenever" seems to have become fully interchangeable with "when" for some southerners.

[–] dtxer 1 points 11 months ago

Possible autocorrecr

[–] Uphillbothways 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Cupboards get remodeled every time houses get flipped around here. more often than not it’s one speculator buying from another buying from another.
In all likelihood these last like 6 months. 6 years, tops.

[–] IMongoose 12 points 11 months ago

Not every house is bought to be flipped though. My houses cabinets may very well be 50 years old.

[–] PlutoniumAcid 2 points 11 months ago

more often *than

[–] NabeGewell 5 points 11 months ago

I hear something rattling inside the kitchen counter

[–] Boggy 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you think if the next person finds this and has a heart attack, they could sue the praker?

[–] ProvokedGamer 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Probably not, because after 15 years once this is found, they’ll probably not know who the pranker is, unless they want to sue the company that made that building. Also, I don’t think it’s at all likely anyone will get a heart attack.

[–] Kittenstix 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The branded merch isn't a dead giveaway?

[–] ProvokedGamer 3 points 11 months ago

Oh shoot, I didn’t see that 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The branded gear is a great idea because if this is OP's company he knows 30 years from now if someone calls his company asking about a skeleton that the cabinet got updated.

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[–] harry_nola 2 points 11 months ago

Kitchen countertop of Amontillado.

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