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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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Took some liberties with the last part, which normally reads "I should be allowed to kill them." But since it's Dr. T'Ana, more was needed.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

These work really suspiciously well.

Now I'm going to be watching for a throw away acknowledgement where Dr T'Ana calls Boimler "Susan".

[–] ummthatguy 4 points 6 days ago

[scribbling on PADD]

[–] mercano 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Two: I’m pretty sure if they took all the porn out of the Holosuites, there’d be only one program left, and it’d be called “Bring Back the Porn”.

[–] ummthatguy 3 points 6 days ago

Also part of the last program:

One makes do with what's available.

[–] grue 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why is T'Ana standing in line for a replicator in the first place? She's senior staff; she not only should be eligible to eat in the officers' mess, she probably has her own private replicator in her quarters.

(Or is the Cali-class even shittier than I imagined it to be?)


Also, why can't they just replicate some more replicators and install them everywhere?

[–] Shardikprime 1 points 3 days ago

They have them everywhere. This doesn't make sense at all

[–] ummthatguy 2 points 6 days ago

The Cali-class is definitely the forgotten middle child of the fleet. I also rather doubt Dr. T'Ana's gonna huff it through the turbolifts when the mess hall has a full bar.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now there's not enough bleeping.

[–] ummthatguy 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Admittedly, got a bit dark there. She brings it out of me.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 6 days ago
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Miss that guy. Good stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or blame engineering for not installing a simple remote interface and order queue for the replicators.

[–] ummthatguy 1 points 6 days ago

Billups: I'm out there every day, busting my hump to keep this this beautiful ship a well oiled machine! And this is the thanks I get?