this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"Hit yourself you will, three months from now"

[–] hakunawazo 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Why do you think the stairs are green? Coincidence?
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

this is thee perfect Yoda picture for this bullshit 🤣🤣🤣

[–] SirSamuel 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Hit yourself at 3rd floor, you will thank us 3 months from now?

[–] WR5 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"3 months from now you will thank us. Hit yourself at third floor!"

I guess the hit yourself is meaning to hit the gym?

[–] Etterra 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't see how that could be the meeting, I mean it shows him punching himself in the picture right there.

[–] essell 3 points 5 months ago

I thought that was a swan

[–] KreekyBonez 2 points 5 months ago

if the third floor is extra small or something, maybe getting really yoked makes it difficult to pass through?

like "you're gonna be so buff that you'll be unable to squeeze through a narrow corridor! "

[–] edgemaster72 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Stairs by Yoda

"Hit yourself, you will"

[–] ChemicalPilgrim 10 points 5 months ago

Thank me, three months from now you will!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

HITTING

STOP

YOURSELF

STOP

YOURSELF

HITTING

YOURSELF

STOP

[–] Hardeehar 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

It will totally make sense after the 'roid shot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Thank us at third floor, hit yourself you will three months from now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

(out of order + acronym)

HIT (high intensity train~~ing~~) yourself
At 3rd floor[,]
You will
Thank us
3 months
From now

Source: digg (apparently still exists)

[–] Jackcooper 5 points 5 months ago

At least they got a screaming deal on that contractor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

2 months to go til I either hit myself, thank them, or both

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

old but gold