this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Hit yourself you will, three months from now"

[–] hakunawazo 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why do you think the stairs are green? Coincidence?
https://starwarsintrogenerator.com/scroller?u=2yh63ohk

[–] SirSamuel 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Hit yourself at 3rd floor, you will thank us 3 months from now?

[–] WR5 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"3 months from now you will thank us. Hit yourself at third floor!"

I guess the hit yourself is meaning to hit the gym?

[–] Etterra 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't see how that could be the meeting, I mean it shows him punching himself in the picture right there.

[–] essell 3 points 1 week ago

I thought that was a swan

[–] KreekyBonez 2 points 1 week ago

if the third floor is extra small or something, maybe getting really yoked makes it difficult to pass through?

like "you're gonna be so buff that you'll be unable to squeeze through a narrow corridor! "

[–] edgemaster72 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stairs by Yoda

"Hit yourself, you will"

[–] ChemicalPilgrim 10 points 1 week ago

Thank me, three months from now you will!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

HITTING

STOP

YOURSELF

STOP

YOURSELF

HITTING

YOURSELF

STOP

[–] Hardeehar 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It will totally make sense after the 'roid shot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Thank us at third floor, hit yourself you will three months from now?

[–] Jackcooper 5 points 1 week ago

At least they got a screaming deal on that contractor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago