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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 37 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I'm really tempted to send that to a friend who will hate it a lot. I'm going to spend all day debating whether or not to do it.

[–] padjakkels 17 points 7 months ago
[–] Boozilla 11 points 7 months ago

I love both The Muppets and sick humor and don't know what to do with this, either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[–] Fosheze 5 points 7 months ago

Are you really their friend if they don't see opening your messages as a game of psychological russian roulette?

[–] psmgx 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this more or less fucked up than the more likely reality of a frog and a pig just not being able to have children? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

More. Definitely more

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because Kermit is already tired of her pork opines?

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

pork opines?

Wrong Muppet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I should have known

[–] Resol 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

First of all, it's hard to pronounce if you don't speak French. Second of all, it sounds bad if you do speak French. And lastly, it's WAY less cute. It actually genuinely sounds disgusting now.

Downvote me. I don't even care anymore.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How about "Mam'zelle Truie"?

[–] Resol 1 points 7 months ago

Google Translate didn't help in telling me what language that is. It told me it was Polish, and the "translation" to English is completely unchanged.

So... idk it seems like a better option.

[–] solidgrue 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.

[–] psmgx 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Chicharrónes are fried pork belly skin, no? Wouldn't it be Cerda?

[–] solidgrue 10 points 7 months ago

I said chicharrón, I meant chicarrón.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.

Fraulein Frankfurter.

[–] konalt 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

this post sounds like the setup to a joke but there's no punchline

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No, I mean it. She loves French. She always calls herself 'moi' and calls other people 'vous.'

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Because while she likes to sound French, she doesn't actually know French.

[–] VindictiveJudge 10 points 7 months ago

That's about the extent of her French, though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

mademoiselle cochese

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It would be Mademoiselle Truie in fact…

[–] Taniwha420 1 points 7 months ago

I mean, Mademoiselle Cochonne would be her own special kind of lady.