"Fish Witch Demonstration of Casting Has Mages Guild Reeling"
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2024
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I cast Summon Bigger Fish.
I haven't seen a Darths & Droids reference in the wild in a while.
I remember just cackling the first time I read their Episode I comics.
"but I didn't say witch kind"
I mean, it was right there
"Study of Wild Magics, Effects Upon Waters, Aquatic and Amphibious Life, and the Occasional Boot."
"My arcane focus is a bit impractical in dungeons, but here it works great!"
Summon fish!
Or maybe summon food and water? (It's hard to stay dry with a flopping fish around)
Bigby's crushing fish?
I would assume any wizard worth their salt would spend quite a bit of time fishing and doing nothing but smoking their pipe while they lazily watched their rod for a bite.
Women love me, nymphs fear me.
I cast charm person on the nymph!
Mages assumed she meant the witch kind.
That looks like the most uncomfortable thing to fish in.
... Does it though? Looks comfy to me.
I would want something that isn’t going to get in my way when casting or reeling. Like having extra fabric catch on your arm or trip you up. Also I don’t want to be getting bait and shit caught in all that fabric. The hat is a good idea, with the brim to protect from the sun, but the pointed top seems too heavy, so when you have to lean over it might fall off, or poke into the shit you are working with, like your tackle box. And then if you ever had to actually go in the water, lol good luck with that.
So you would probably be better off with jeans and a t-shirt.
... I imbued the clothes with +20 to water resistance and +20 to AGI so they effectively move out of the way and never get wet.
But yeah, you've convinced me. I'd also prefer white on a hotter summer day.