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[–] T156 1 points 6 days ago

Everyone is dead

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Last one is the only one I actually got (and MHA actually). It's animal crossing. Edit: Oh! Second to last is Artemis Fowl

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Fantasy animal blood Sports is 100% pokemon. I'm not sure about Florida man, though.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tiny people gotta be Attack on Titan

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I thought it is LOTR

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

im annoyed i didn't get those because i am avid fans of both.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

weirdly attractive robot gives you a gun and makes you walk through differently shaped rooms. then, you walk through other differently shaped rooms without the robot making you. depending on the version, other robots make you walk through differently shaped rooms.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Psychopaths killing psychopaths for better guns.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This fits most shooter games

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The most kid filled shooter, because kids are psychos. So Fortnite?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I'm also thinking Borderlands

[–] germtm_ 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrrr.

[–] germtm_ 8 points 1 week ago

why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alt: a scientist comes late to work, causes apocalypse

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You're dead, everyone you meet is dead, the world itself is dead... And yet it just keeps going and getting worse, somehow.

E: I assure you, this is a game franchise and not just a metaphor for real life.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Dark souls, final answer

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
  1. Pokemon
  2. ?
  3. My Hero Academia
  4. Attack on Titan
  5. Zelda?
  6. Animal Crossing
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure 5 is Artemis Fowl.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

But that's a good description of that series, or at least the first book. So it's a pretty bad, bad description.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A promising young athlete gets cool face tattoos and befriends a cranky dog tamer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I didn't know Mike Tyson's autobiography was made into a video game

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

sounds like another trump term

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Okay I have to know wtf you're talking about

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

it's a brief summary of the second half of Sam & Max: Save The World.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Travel the galaxy, pick your favorite prime color.

[–] Dremor 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

thousands of really annoying people suddenly descend upon a small town and absolutely terrorize it in a never-ending festival of 24/7 raves and street racing, causing countless car wrecks and massive property damage to the locals

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Mango 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Internet spaceships is serious business.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Extremely strong man destroys and builds stuff

[–] thesporkeffect 7 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

woman hunts metal animals for some fuckin reason idk

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a pretty good description of Horizon

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and gets turned into Lego minifigure as a punishment?

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[–] slazer2au 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Destry the local economy by flooding the market with groceries, animal products, and fermented goods.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

vegetable commits many crimes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Veggie tales has taken a harsh turn since i last saw it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Animal genocide in the name of fashion

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Game: bodily fluid kills monsters

Book: black juice shows you horrors

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

farm boy gets pointy ears to make a mess and then just leaves

colonial iceman sacrifices ally, wages war and talks with himself

telepaths vs sociopaths

arranged marriage runaway gets stuck in infernal bureaucracy

holy thief gets cucked by holy mariner with holy architect

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