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Tesla Announces Plan To Add Up-Skirt Cameras On All Vehicles (www.theonion.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's kept totally secure and absolutely nobody can view the images except for Elon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And the select group of billionaires he decides to share them with.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

If you wanted to see under the kilt, you only needed to ask…or not even, sometimes.

[–] morphballganon 24 points 8 months ago

That would be a very popular feature with Tesla owners. Just scrap the internal camera and bingo bongo

[–] psycho_driver 12 points 8 months ago

This is only a temporary stopgap until Musk figures out a way to ship a miniature clone of himself with every Tesla who will live under your driver's seat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Just about ahead of the curve I see (only just)

[–] moistclump 6 points 8 months ago

I know there’s a joke in here about the pricks driving the cars but I’m too tired to figure out what it is.

[–] karpintero 6 points 8 months ago

Ludicrous mode 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

At press time, the feature was reportedly discontinued after the company discovered not a single Tesla owner was a woman.

Damn, the Onion is too good. I was going to make that joke when I saw the headline lol

[–] bhamlin 2 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is old news.