Before it was just in my penis ๐
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small anxiety or big penis either way you're winning
When I was young I had big penis and small anxiety. Now that I am old,I have small penis and big anxiety.
Anxiety is stored in the balls.
Now it's only in half your penis.
Only if you're hard. If you're flaccid, gravity will pull it down to the side, filling it completely.
Assume the penis is a sphere.
Is this spherical penis also frictionless?
K so I'm going to be sharing a direct link to the image instead of to the thread today, because my normal friends already think lemmy is weird enough
Anxiety: it's always in at least one butt cheek
What if you're upside down
Anxiety: it's always in at least one ~~butt~~ cheek.
Fixed it.
I really don't get why anxiety flairs up at night. Should be the calmest moments of the day.
Lack of external stimulus means we can't ignore it. Going to sleep reduces our mental will to actively push it away.
That's why I sleep with a show on. Keeps me distracted enough to not care about anything else.
Did you not see the diagram?
Maybe anxiety and acid reflux are the same thing.
Lmao
This explains so much