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me_irl (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by zedgeist to c/me_irl

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Before it was just in my penis 😔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

small anxiety or big penis either way you're winning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

When I was young I had big penis and small anxiety. Now that I am old,I have small penis and big anxiety.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Anxiety is stored in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now it's only in half your penis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Only if you're hard. If you're flaccid, gravity will pull it down to the side, filling it completely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Assume the penis is a sphere.

[–] Agent641 3 points 5 months ago

Is this spherical penis also frictionless?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why we assuming?? 😳

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

K so I'm going to be sharing a direct link to the image instead of to the thread today, because my normal friends already think lemmy is weird enough