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Individuals displaying mischievous, spiteful, or teasing behavior in a playful manner, rather than engaging in genuinely cruel actions.

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[–] NewEnglandRedshirt 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What would make a dildo "industrial strength"? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Industrial strength can mean two things here. Either it's the size of the dildos, or it's the fact that they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end without noticeable material degradation.

Possibly both things.

[–] NewEnglandRedshirt 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end

Great. Now I have MORE questions!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Likely polished stainless steel with a replaceable silicone sheath over top of it.

[–] 6mementomori 3 points 1 year ago

you can't figure it out, it's a trade secret smh

[–] Aceticon 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Adult size diapers (extra thick)"

"Sheep pleasuring kit"

"Vampire grooming kit"

"Fake muscles (pump included)"

"My Little Pony Sex Doll"

"Neighbour surveillance kit (now with improved directional microphone)"

[–] HelloHotel 1 points 1 month ago

You laugh, but I have encoumtered wierder and have seen at least one of these things on shadey online marketplaces.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Is it empty? Because if it is that would make me so mad if you put it on my porch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I've heard there are companies that provide novelty packaging like this. Best to send it with signature required.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The most descret packaging

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Black & Decker dildos

[–] 13esq 3 points 1 year ago

Does he really like to do that? Or does he just like to photoshop pictures of boxes on porches and pretend that he does.