Hey if he wants to be called Daisy that's ok
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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Of course it's okay, but the shit kind of person that would lie about having sex with you for clout would also have huge problems with any unconventional sexual kink rumors...
The point is it isn’t true and for them to deny it forces them to admit they lied in the first place, but I do agree we shouldn’t cast these kinds of things as a negative even if we know it’s just because the person is homophobic or similar.
The kind of guy who lies about having sex with a girl generally doesn't like being labelled with a kink that makes them seem anything other than a "real man" -- and if they lie about having sex with a girl deserve everything they get.
C/hucow
Very nsfw if anyone here can't read a room
Risky, but satisfying
This also works for male friends too. Make it a brag.
Tell folks that your homie right here got the best pump game and easily the tastiest penis.
Personally I would go for something subtler, like: "Lets just say theres a reason hes bragging about it and im not."
No, because that acknowledges you thought he was good enough for you. Also, you're lying, and no better than he is.
Oldie but goodie
What do I do when I reject a girl so she tells everyone I tried to molest her?
That happen?
Twice. One was my heckin sister, so I basically don't talk to my family because how do I even argue my case? The other went to court and I had to fire my lawyer because he was against me. That got thrown out, but it didn't make high school any easier. I got in a lot of fights and later the girl made fun of me for what a mess that was like it didn't even matter to her.