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[–] partial_accumen 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Marry the Bible this year"

Soooo many problems with this according to their own stupid rules. Here's just a couple:

  • What gender is the Bible, because you keep telling us there's only two and you're telling EVERYONE to marry. You're telling 50% of the population to engage in a gay marriage.
  • Okay, so one person went through with the marriage of the appropriate gender. Now you're still telling a second person to marry the Bible. Are you now endorsing polygamous relationships and polygamy?
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The things I have to explain to secular people. Obviously, everyone needs their OWN Bible. And if you had gone to Sunday School, you would know that Bibles have to be sexed. The male Bibles are the ones with the little ribbon you can use as a bookmark. And don't worry if some of the ribbon has been cut off, that just means it's an Old Testament.

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My granddaddy worked as a Bible sexer on a Bible farm.

[–] over_clox 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did she milk the Bible too?

[–] ignotum 5 points 1 month ago

Mm, bibbel milk 🥛

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 month ago

My granddaddy was only assigned to be she at birth. How dare you!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Have kids with the bible. Own a van full of bible kids. Buy a house in the bible suburbs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Post baby Bible photos on bookface and pretend your life is better than it is. Fight with your Bible spouse in public but in hushed tones. File for Bible divorce but learn you can neither marry, nor divorce a book so you were never really married to begin with. It was just a weird ceremony you held alone in your basement surrounded by stuffed animals. 🧸

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Take the eldest bible to soccer practice, eye up other bible’s mums. Secretly hook up with another bible’s mum and…..

[–] over_clox 3 points 1 month ago

Dangit, sometimes I should read the comments first, you beat me to it LOL! 👍

[–] madcaesar 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely read the bible. All of it, from start to finish.

Read all the insane, perverted, racists, sexist and slavery endorsing parts, then tell me you still believe this is a book written by an all powerful, all knowing and all loving God.

[–] ignotum 6 points 1 month ago

insane, perverted, racist, sexist AND slavery endorsing?
That's everything i'm looking for in a partner! I'm gonna marry that book!

[–] RedIce25 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Slam your Cock in the Bible

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every time you think "impure" thoughts.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem...

Whump!

[–] Streetlights 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I sodomize my bible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Too horny on main

[–] PrinceWith999Enemies 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This year’s hottest Halloween costume: Sexy Bible

[–] partial_accumen 4 points 1 month ago

This year’s hottest Halloween costume: Sexy Bible

Not to be confused with the even more risque costume: Slutty Bible

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe invite the Bible for a movie and dinner first?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Download the Bible. Translate the Bible. Read the Bible. Memorize the Bible. Eat the Bible. Shit the Bible.

[–] suction 4 points 1 month ago

Ok but why does it have to be this year? All the good convention venues in my area are fully booked.

[–] over_clox 3 points 1 month ago

Don't forget to make babies with the Bible.. 😂