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Australia reported its first human case of avian influenza on Wednesday in a child who authorities said had been infected in India but made a full recovery, while a different highly contagious strain was found on an egg farm.

The H5N1 strain of avian flu has swept the globe in recent years, killing billions of farmed and wild birds and spreading to tens of mammal species.

Health authorities in Australia's southeastern state of Victoria said contact tracing had not identified any further cases and there was a very low chance of others becoming infected as the flu does not easily spread between people.

"This is the first confirmed human case of highly pathogenic avian influenza in Australia," Dr Claire Looker, the state's chief health officer, said in a statement.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

With all our experience from the last plague this one should be a breeze where everyone quarantines, vaccinates, and masks as needed. Yeah we'll be fine

[–] werefreeatlast 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This just in! Australia is reporting their second case.

[–] werefreeatlast 10 points 7 months ago

Hot news from down under! A third and fourth case, all three latest cases were all cops who had identified the first case. They found out at a cop convention right after comiccon!

Authorities assure us that the virus is not specifically spreading via airborne particles. We repeat not airborne!

Also India is reporting a full pandemic and closing their borders. But flights are AOK, specially to the Giants game in the USA.

N95 masks are now 29.99 each at Costco. But fear not, N120 masks from China are still 3 dollars per 12 on eBay.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

BRing it. I wanna work from home again. Fuck this Return to work and hybrid bullshit.

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that you'll be doing much working from home while you're coughing up blood.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't want that. Just the work from home bit

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then don’t hope for a pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We're all gonna die one day. At least I'll be comfortable at home instead of an open office desk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

That's the thing, you won't be comfortable.

You'll get sick at your office desk then suffer miserably in your own bed or, god forbid, in a hospital bed. And you'll have all the karma coming to you for wishing that fate on potentially millions of other people, if you believe in that sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, I hope when I die, it will be at home and not at my desk job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You'll likely be home either way, one will just have you working at home when you die

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Perfect. Bring it.

[–] ghostdoggtv 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Karma is really only concerned with actions and reactions. If just wishing was enough, the world would be a much better place.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Individual karma can be brought on by thoughts, although that's as far as I'm willing to take this conversation because I don't believe in it.

[–] ghostdoggtv 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You flex on people with beliefs you don't yourself hold? Alright man catch you later

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Flex? You think this is flexing??

Here, how about this - you're a douchebag for wishing for a pandemic that will undoubtedly kill hundreds of thousands if not millions.

[–] ghostdoggtv 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, I would be.

Don't say you don't believe in karma after using it to chide others. I actually do believe in it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I was being nice, I'm no longer being nice.

Wishing for a pandemic makes you a bad person. Attach whatever worthless superstitions you want to it, I don't care.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 7 months ago

I speak for no one but myself, but as an atheist, I'd like to live a very long life since I don't think there's anything for me after it ends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] bfg9k 9 points 7 months ago
[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Awesome. Another pandemic is exactly what we need right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gov'ts did so well all the previous times, why not again? /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I seem to remember a certain presidents infectious disease team (my memory fails me) doing a pretty damn good job handling Ebola.

I wonder what happened? Oh, right - Trump.

[–] andrewth09 7 points 7 months ago

Health authorities in Australia's southeastern state of Victoria said contact tracing had not identified any further cases and there was a very low chance of others becoming infected as the flu does not easily spread between people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The meme wouldn't load so here's a screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Odd, it continues to load for me but anyway, thanks!:-)