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[–] LesserAbe 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Pakal's so great but he doesn't have Bluetooth

[–] FlyingSquid 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Pakal was way too busy trying to teach everyone biology but not geology to understand how radio waves work.

[–] Confused_Emus 11 points 7 months ago

Wonder why geology is forbidden. Couldn’t help but read that one in Edna Mode’s voice, ”No geology!”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Pakal is just running OpenBSD, he's committed to the security of his systems.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"

[–] farken 15 points 7 months ago

all of this is written in the codex and irrigation

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

but i want to live in chocolate :(

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried going to the Land of Dairy Queen?

[–] LinusSexTips 10 points 7 months ago

But chocolate

[–] rustyfish 9 points 7 months ago

You know what? Still not as insane as flat earthers.

If this is your only positive quality…ok wow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Almost all carvings have his mark. It could be one of these two unrelated things or etc.

Edit: I meant _un_related things, which makes the "etc" completely open-ended, but I blew it.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I just want to know what a plane dragon is.

[–] VindictiveJudge 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have you seen the newest Indiana Jones movie? There's a scene where some people mistake a an airplane for a dragon.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Newest Indiana Jones movie... you mean The Last Crusade? Haven't seen it in a while, but it was the last Indiana Jones movie ever made.

[–] VindictiveJudge 4 points 7 months ago

I actually didn't mind Dial of Destiny. I don't like it as much as Raiders or Last Crusade, but I'd rate it higher than Temple of Doom and far higher than Crystal Skull.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Excuse me that is 100% a Phoropter, stop trying to covering up the real story here, the Mayans had perfect eyesight!

ALL HAIL PAKAL MAYAN ANCIENT OPHTHALMOLOGIST

[–] edgemaster72 5 points 7 months ago

Pakal bestowed upon his true believers the most rare and valuable resource of all, the period. Some say that even the most devout go years between blessings, so they must be very judicious in how they use such a wondrous gift.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The only person to ever make a UFO (unidentified flying object) other than Chuck Norris, who can use a single spinning roundhouse kick to turn anything into a homogenous mass in orbit.