Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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[–] dogsnest 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't have thyme for this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Celery responded "If you don't like it just leaf."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"It's all in your head!"