this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago
[–] samus12345 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Bowser: I am a dragon...wait, what the fuck did Mario just say??

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets 12 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Thanks Ken M

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how often it happens but I don't want to have this in my browsing history...

[–] Insolentjellyfish 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

According to one urologist named Dudley Danoff, from a MEL Magazine article, it is not something that happens. So, while this is just one doctor's report over a lifetime of patients, this would seem to indicate ejaculation during a prostate exam is exceedingly rare. Hope this helps. Cheers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hahaha that makes it even more humiliating if it happens

[–] Korne127 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] rockSlayer 42 points 6 months ago

The examiner is trying their best ok, it would be rude to hold it in

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Too much zinc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
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