Just no (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

I'd try it. I already love pineapple on pizza (a travesty, apparently) so why not? I don't see any cops.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I love pineapple on pizza, but the key to its greatness is using small pieces on top of the cheese and even giving them a little squeeze before cooking to prevent an over abundance of juice.

For kiwi on a pizza to be even mildly appetizing at face value IMO the pieces would need to be quite small. I don't want a mouthful of sweet. A hint of sweet along with all the saltiness in the pizza is what makes sweet/salty pizzas amazing.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Those look like pretty thin slices. They might work. I'd also try it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's like black olives...They have to be put on after bake.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Green olives on pizza are king, unfortunately no where near me seems to do them. My gf worked in a pizza place for a while and i used to get her to secretly make me pizzas using the green olives they use for starters

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I like those too. Olives tend to bleed into everything which is why we would always put them on after the pizza baked.

[-] hOrni 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pineapple belongs on pizza. Only stuck up assholes who never tried it say otherwise. Ever tried pickles? Pizza with onions, sausage and pickles is great.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yes! I haven't done it in a long time, but pickles work great as a topping.

[-] accideath 5 points 1 month ago

I agree on the pineapples but pickles aren’t to my taste on pizza. Had a "cheeseburger" pizza from dominoes once and it was abysmal.

[-] gnate 2 points 1 month ago

Better kiwi than pasta

[-] chrischryse 28 points 1 month ago

As an Italian I’d eat this, heck I eat pineapple on pizza and love it

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Italian as in Italian American?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

FYI America is not the only country Italians live in. They also populate a whole country on the other side of the world. The Italian Americans that colonized this country called it Italy and named themselves "Italians" (without "American", I know, it's crazy!).

[-] chrischryse 1 points 1 month ago

Well technically Sicilian

[-] Rookwood -4 points 1 month ago
[-] chrischryse 1 points 1 month ago

True cuz I’m actually Sicilian

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Banana curry pizza is popular in Sweden.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I'd try it. Fuck it. Can't be worse than the Germans and their tuna and corn pizzas. Lunatics.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Tuna on pizza is so dry. They don't belong together.

[-] accideath 3 points 1 month ago

As a German: Fuck Tuna on Pizza. That’s just cat food pizza…

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Popular might be overselling it a bit there, buddy. It exists and some people eat it.

Now kebab pizza, there's a popular pizza for you. With good reason, I might add - it's the god emperor of hangover foods.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Actually, yes.

Infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

And what is diversity but a celebration of differences?

Dr. Phlox

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago


Btw. fun fact, most italians nowadays like their pizza bianci (white sauce) instead of rosso (tomato sauce)

[-] Alexstarfire 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Coreidan 5 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Kiwi makes my mouth sting. otherwise i'd try it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Italian nationalism around food had fascit roots. It's fictional and stupid. Grow up.

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[-] Resol 3 points 1 month ago

Try putting durian on that

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Only reason I'd say no is that it looks like shit sauce and shit crust. I'd still try it, but it wouldn't be a good pizza in the first place, so I wouldn't consider it to be a definitive example of what kiwi on pizza would be.

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