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[–] MrJameGumb 65 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

I had to look up toxoplasmosis since it doesn't actually sound like anything good. In typical 4Chan style he's confidently used it completely incorrectly

From the CDC website: "Toxoplasmosis is considered to be a leading cause of death attributed to foodborne illness in the United States. More than 40 million men, women, and children in the U.S. carry the Toxoplasma parasite, but very few have symptoms because the immune system usually keeps the parasite from causing illness. However, women newly infected with Toxoplasma during or shortly before pregnancy and anyone with a compromised immune system should be aware that toxoplasmosis can have severe consequences.

Toxoplasmosis is considered one of the neglected parasitic infections of the United States, a group of five parasitic diseases that have been targeted by CDC for public health action."

After further reading it also appears the only way you would get it from a cat would be by directly handling their feces...

[–] Lemminary 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Ohh, parasitology is fascinating! I highly recommend it for anyone who likes biology.

My absolute favorite are the tape worms like Taenia solium (pork tapeworm). It's the type of worm that "ate" a portion of RFK's brain. It wasn't really a whole worm but it was probably an egg that he ate in undercooked meat that traveled up his body and calcified in his brain. As Rebecca Watson points out, it's the leading cause of epilepsy worldwide.

Fun nerd facts: They have a spiky head that clings to the intestine and they absorb nutrients through their tegument (their skin). These fuckers are hermaphroditic with hundreds and hundreds of ovaries and testes within the same worm and the bodies are made of individual worm eggs (proglotids) that share a nervous system. That's why they come apart so easily, because each proglotid is its own individual worm that can self-inseminate!

General anatomy:

Look at all those testes and ovaries!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Damn that's terrifying. Good reason to quit pork imo. I like chicken better anyway.

[–] Lemminary 23 points 6 months ago

Just make sure to wash your hands, disinfect vegetables and cook meat thoroughly. Lots of parasites can be transmitted this way, it's not just pork!

[–] Missmuffet 9 points 6 months ago

What a wonderful and random thing to have a favorite of :) keep up the good work my guy

[–] Lumisal 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What did they call tape worms before tape was invented?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Laserdisc worms

[–] Lemminary 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dad, what are you doing here??

[–] Lumisal 5 points 5 months ago

Interesting name. I see why they shortened it to Tape Worm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Wtf that's metal, reminds me of those single celled organisms in the ocean coming together to function as one animal

[–] Delonix 14 points 6 months ago

It's been linked to risk taking and entrepreneurial behaviour in humans.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31980266/

[–] BeMoreCareful 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seems more likely to get it from undercooked pork that touching cat poos

The most common threat to citizens in the United States is from eating raw or undercooked pork.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii

[–] MrJameGumb 1 points 6 months ago

Yes that is the most common way to get it, but the only way Anon would get it specifically from a cat as he stated in the post would be from the cats feces

[–] zweieuro 4 points 6 months ago

Anon feels more manly when he is handling his cats feces?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Old thread but I feel I do need to clarify this

They can be in shit particles that are stirred up by the dust from litterboxes. So just breathing when changing litter can lead to infection if you're unlucky

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

the most fit pet would be one that makes you exercise(run away from it) a lot(it runs after you)!

[–] MrJameGumb 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My cat likes to sink her claws into my lap if I try to get up to do anything. I think she would prefer it if I gave up exercising altogether.

[–] Lemminary 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As much as I enjoy being your living couch, little kitty, I do need to eat every now and then!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

but... if you dont eat, you'll be a couch forever!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

or a big herbivore

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It’s not his fault! He’s orange :(