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[–] MrJameGumb 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My cat likes to sink her claws into my lap if I try to get up to do anything. I think she would prefer it if I gave up exercising altogether.

[–] Lemminary 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As much as I enjoy being your living couch, little kitty, I do need to eat every now and then!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

but... if you dont eat, you'll be a couch forever!