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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

It hurts itself in confusion?

[–] NegativeLookBehind 41 points 1 month ago

We didn’t not do it

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“The idea of Putin being not being informed and not approving killing Navalny is ridiculous,”

Oh .... thanks for clearing that up

[–] workerONE 5 points 1 month ago

That's a quote from a Navalny supporter. The report said Putin wasn't involved in the timing of Navalny's death, not that he didn't have a part in the planning

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Brilliant CIA troll.

[–] billiam0202 21 points 1 month ago

You know how when a right wing terrorist gets arrested, the entire right wing media claims he's not right wing but a secret leftist trying to make the right look bad, and he keeps insisting that he is right wing?

Sounds kinda like that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Immediately prior to the refutation of the report, the entire Kremlin was threatened with falling out of a second story window

[–] Anticorp 9 points 1 month ago

Who gives a shit what an organization that uses lies as an official policy says? This isn't news, it's PR.

[–] Jackcooper 9 points 1 month ago

So it's like that south park episode where George Bush didn't do 911 but he wants people to think he might have

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I wonder how many years Putin gets to run Russia back into 19th century before he takes a header out a window?