I need it for personal protection.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2024
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It's my "emotional support dog".
Sorry mortgage deposit, something else has come up
Thankfully your new purchase is fully able to "deal with" the bank
Can I just get a robot dog armed with a super soaker? That would be hilarious.
HANS! Bring ze Flemmenwerfherhund!
Now if i just had an extra 10k lying around collecting dust..
The whole article listing the various uses of flamethrowers, like environmental conservation, then mentioning concerns that flamethrowers can double as weapons is just... I don't even know what to do with that.
it even lists napalm as an intended use. gonna conserve the hell out of that commie rainforest, I guess?
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suprised this wasn't elon musk
I have $10k and a list.
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
I'm holding out for a fully-autonomous flamethrower robotic monkey.
Completely useless for firefighting. Putting a drip torch on its ass and letting it walk a line, maybe. But it's not going to cut down the trees to make a firebreak, who what's the point.
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