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You always know the exact direction of Pluto. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 months ago by owenfromcanada to c/[email protected]

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The planet, not the dog.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It’s just a dwarf planet now. Breaks my heart.

[–] MrJameGumb 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not even a planet anymore 😞

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This is really well done because there is literally no discernible gain from this, lol.

Like when people say "You vomit cranberry juice," at least someone can be like, "Well, you know... Cranberry juice is pretty good, might want to drink that..."

But here...

I think it would be mind bogglingly useless. Not even a good party trick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Speaking of the dog, did you know that pluto is actually goofy's profoundly mentally disabled brother who goofy sold to Mickey as a sex slave so he could pay off his debt to his dealer.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Does that qualify me for a good paying job at NASA