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You always know the exact direction of Pluto. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 months ago by owenfromcanada to c/[email protected]

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The planet, not the dog.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This is really well done because there is literally no discernible gain from this, lol.

Like when people say "You vomit cranberry juice," at least someone can be like, "Well, you know... Cranberry juice is pretty good, might want to drink that..."

But here...

I think it would be mind bogglingly useless. Not even a good party trick.

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