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You always know the exact direction of Pluto. (self.shittysuperpowers)
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The planet, not the dog.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Speaking of the dog, did you know that pluto is actually goofy's profoundly mentally disabled brother who goofy sold to Mickey as a sex slave so he could pay off his debt to his dealer.