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Vultures feared to be dying were just "too drunk to fly" (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Wilshire to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

Well at least they knew better than to try and fly while they were that drunk, better than some airline pilots!

[–] homesweethomeMrL 28 points 9 months ago

WhatreYOUlookin at hic

spreads wings

WHUURRRRRGHHHHH!!

falls over

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I didn't know I had so much in common with vultures

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

2 feet, 2 eyes, 2 drunk to fly

[–] pivot_root 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Surprisingly, we have a lot in common with birds. Crows can even communicate "this guy is an asshole" with their friends and start a harassment campaign against them.

[–] x4740N 1 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of that video where a guy wears a mask and harasses the crows so the crows end up hating the mask

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Who the fuck is giving vultures booze

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 15 points 9 months ago

Likely an unattended dumpster, according to the article.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I would if I could