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[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well there goes a sandwich chain

[–] disguy_ovahea 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to Multinational Mike’s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Where your footlongs are 9inches and your lettuce is 2 days old.

[–] yesman 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So investors will buy the chain, take out huge loans to pay themselves, and bring in management to cut jobs, close locations, and skimp quality all to make that payment.

Capitalism is much efficient, so economy, and many value.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Capitalism is much efficient, so economy, and many value.

Everyday it becomes clearer the only people who believe this are useful idiots and their rulers.

[–] Protoknuckles 42 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Shit.... the quality is gonna drop to cardboard and sawdust isn't it?

[–] Trollception 7 points 8 months ago

Already did

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's the way of capitalism.

[–] Protoknuckles 2 points 8 months ago

The worst way there is, lol

[–] hightrix 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oof. I’m assuming this means they will plummet to subway quality before too long.

It’s unfortunate, Jersey mikes is one of my favorite sandwich shops.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Subway quality with jersey mikes pricing.

You can see why investors are interested.

[–] hightrix 12 points 8 months ago

Absolutely. They will destroy that franchise and make a killing.

[–] jpreston2005 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Coming soon from Berkshire Hathaway, Meal deal of 2 pieces of cardboard, loaded with extra packing peanuts, and a small water for $18!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Gonna do Raven Sable’s work for him

[–] CluckN 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hope they change the name to Subway 2

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Subway 2: Even Subbier

[–] Lemming6969 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When the meatball was out, so was I. That was long ago

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who the fuck is Jersey Mike's.
And why the fuck are they worth 8 billion?

[–] DBT 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If only there was an article you could read to answer these questions….

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

There might be, somewhere.
But not at the end of that hyperlink.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 2 points 8 months ago

Who's Jersey Mike's...what? His wife? Drug dealer? Finish your question.