this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/14289465

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank goodness the joke came with an explanation to suck the fun out of it.

[–] spongebue 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hadn't heard that story before. True or not, I'm glad it was there

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I always enjoy hearing about other people's bugs. It makes my imposter syndrome recede for a few moments.

[–] Iron_Lynx 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And no mention of ordering ; DROP TABLE orders;-- beers?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

That joke is possibly older than SQL injection.

[–] Iron_Lynx 12 points 2 months ago

I'm assuming the Lemmy system is Bobby Tables proof here 😅

[–] kautau 7 points 2 months ago

That’s the security testing team, not QA

[–] SlopppyEngineer 18 points 2 months ago

One user during the night shift tested every possible key combination on the computer to see what would crash our software, so it became a race between the programmer locking the thing down and the user finding new holes. It ended when the user resorted to sitting on the keyboard and breaking the keyboard that got their bosses involved who told the user to knock it off.