this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that underwent plastic surgery?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One's a crusty bus station, the other a busty crustacean.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 6 points 10 months ago

Hahaha . .. get out

[–] dumpsterlid 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bro can I just break off a piece of some of that mass transit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes but it comes with chavs, alcoholism and baked beans

[–] dumpsterlid 4 points 10 months ago

I’m sold, not sure what beans are though, are those like mini sea slugs?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] Okokimup 8 points 10 months ago

I guess everything really does become crabs over time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Wigan, North West England. Good at Rugby League and Pies.

[–] Buddahriffic 1 points 10 months ago

If it was in North America, the cynic in me would wonder if that was added to scare small kids and make going to the bus station a struggle so parents would be pushed towards buying a car.

But my guess is it's somewhere in Europe. I'm not great at that Google streets map guessing game, but I'd be sticking a pin in a random location in the Netherlands and hoping the result is close so I could say, "I knew it!"

[–] homesweethomeMrL 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Agent641 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Attack its weak point for massive damage

[–] GlitterInfection 1 points 10 months ago

What is this, historically accurate?