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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by CenturionKing to c/funny
 
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is amazing but I feel it's flying under the radar.

[–] MrSusan 32 points 9 months ago

Have they just cut the punchline out of the picture to make it look like they thought of the joke?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] Vladkar 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If it can destroy a disease like scurvy, just think what it must be doing to your body.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Same with ice/water. It can oxidize a giant tanker ship or sky scraper into a pile of dust. Imagine what it's doing to our organs!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It shivers me timbers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So they’re saying straight alcohol is somehow easier on your body than cold and slightly watered down alcohol?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Nah, they're saying that solid objects are bad for you /s

[–] hperrin 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This meme brought to you by the whiskey stone gang.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I think you just changed my life

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

It’s basically poison. To combat this, I keep my vodka in the freezer, deftly cheating death.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

New cocktail just dropped: total organ shutdown

[–] Matriks404 1 points 9 months ago

You don't destroy your brain solely by drinking alcohol, that's not how it works.