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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What is this referencing? I'm out of the loop

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

She hasn't been seen since her surgery a few months ago. They palace recently released a pic of her, but AP and other photo publishers had to retract it because it was obviously manipulated. It appears they photoshopped in her face from a magazine photoshoot a few years ago.

I don't usually follow this stuff, but it turns out that when a photo gets retracted it's called a "kill notice" or a "photo kill". I didn't know that, so when I saw headlines saying that AP put out a kill notice on the royal family it got my attention lol

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Fucking finally I have context for all the royal family references. Thank you!

[–] Psythik 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Okay next question: who is Kate Middleton?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

She's in between Kate Lefton and Kate Righton

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Above Kate Downton in height, but below Kate Upton.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This is so much better. Who would have guessed there'd be multiple famous Kate ton names

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Mid of feed ftw

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I believe she's the wife of one of the royal kids.

Also, there is something called Internet search ;)

[–] Psythik 8 points 3 months ago

I honestly don't care enough to look them up. It was easier to just leave a comment.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

She was last seen properly in public on Christmas Day 2023. She had surgery early January. Info is all vague. There's been 2 recent paparazzi pics of her recently, grainy through car windows).

That's the background, not sure about the death idea the other commenter said. Maybe there's a conspiracy that she's dead?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

She died in surgery rip in peace 😌

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mr Bean. Best abdominal surgeon in all of Britain.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In Britain, abdominal surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Royal princess need new abdominal procedure. I do operation. But, mistake! Royal princess die! Royals very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No american, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Royal princess on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 3 months ago

That's such an Aladeen movie 😁❤️

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Kind of weird the press are calling her Kate Middleton, like they think it’s only a matter of time.