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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities (www.theonion.com)
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[–] andrewta 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So no more sex?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No more wet sex.

[–] TexasDrunk 8 points 11 months ago

Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!

[–] andrewta 4 points 11 months ago

Ouch

[–] TIEPilot 11 points 11 months ago

I'm going in dry, bite that pillow!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Spies will now be forced to conduct "dryworks" instead of "wetworks."