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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No more wet sex.

[–] TexasDrunk 8 points 8 months ago

Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!

[–] andrewta 4 points 8 months ago

Ouch