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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Some pretty sour puns in this one 🙃

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

He messed with their bread and butter.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, they're certainly in a legal pickle, now, aren't they?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He’d better lawyer up, or else he’ll get canned.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but the whole process will still be cucumbersome

[–] moistclump 1 points 10 months ago

It was a very jarring situation

[–] tamiya_tt02 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How will he dill with the consequences?

[–] Frozengyro 6 points 10 months ago

I really don't see what the big dill is.

[–] SpeedLimit55 7 points 10 months ago

Jarring

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Aside from the great puns, wouldn't this absolutely sear your eyeballs? 🤣