this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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Now this is a shitpost. :D
Lol wtf
That isβ¦.wild
Honestly, possibly the worst (darkest) joke I've ever heard.
What the fuck did i read? I want to put bleach in my eyes and hope that some of this bleach reaches my brain where memory is stored so i can forget i ever read this
Now this is the kind of dark humor I like.
The banner up top is blue because it looks like denim, right?
At first I was like "how does that have anything to do with what the post is about?"
And then I realized which community we're in
Clever you...
Man... That's fucked.... But I sure as hell did just share this with some of my buddies. Haha
Showed it to my wife... she said "you're suck!"... funny she should mention that again, I know I am, I have the flu for like a week now.
There is not enough bleach in the world to wipe that from my memory.