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I sing this to myself every time I see one on the road: https://youtu.be/U-i4RTUpKGY

Also this: https://youtu.be/S0ximxe4XtU

Why yes, I do like juvenile internet garbage. How could you tell?

Good choice! Been a fan of that one since the Next Fest demo. It's changed a lot since then.

I wasn't surprised by the length of the base game, or even by the presence of the post game, but by how much time the game spent ending. You beat the villain, that should be it, right? Lol no, you have to traverse the whole game world without vehicles and no network support. That's it, right? Lol no, here's a giant boss monster. That's it, right? Lol no, here's a shitload of cutscenes. Then the credits, then cut to black. That's it, right? Lol no, more cutscenes, then one last delivery... and one last burst of cutscenes, some of which should have come earlier. That's it, right? Lol almost, you have to watch the credits again, and then one blessedly short cutscene before the postgame, and then you can finally go to the main menu and quit.

I really liked the game, but good lord.

Russian Federation? M-more, more like, like... Russian De-Federation, am I right?

Is the fediverse always like this? Inter-instance shitflinging?

I feel you on the tomato thing. I got acclimated eventually, but for a long time I'd frequently need sports drink (to put it politely) the day after eating pizza or spaghetti.

Same here. One of the instructions was "write your name on the board." Hardcore shaming.

A former boss used to make at least one person at every meeting recite the company's mission and vision statements--yes, two different statements, and if you missed even one word, no matter how inconsequential, he'd get on your ass about it in front of everyone. No surprise that he constantly listened to and quoted management podcasts and audio books, rarely questioning any of them.

Psst, it's "err", not "air". Pronounced the same.

Pumpkin spice old fashioned. With real pumpkin puree!

I heard on a podcast a long time ago that the Army considered it one of their most successful recruiting tools. Not because it brought in more recruits, but because fewer recruits dropped out, apparently because playing the game led to fewer surprises after joining.

Running at the speed of lobsters!