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Alt: I don't know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks.

As we all know, there are no unhealthy wealthy people in the world.

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[–] Lauchs 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it." - The Good Place

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Such a forking good show.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Does he know any wealthy people that don't do coke?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the usual song of "you're poor because you do X".

You're poor because you don't eat well. You're poor because you watch TV. You're poor because you don't wake up at 5am and take cold showers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

"you're poor because you do X".

Lol, I accidentally read this as "You're poor because you're on X"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Social media’s obsession with the habits of the rich is disgusting. Rich are rich because their parents were rich. It’s like they can’t grasp that simple concept. They literally think that rich must be rich because of some arbitrary habit of theirs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It's like the same reason they're rich is the same reason I need to take cholesterol meds early -- not because of anything I did but because of my parents.

Woot! Not to blame if it's all rigged!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

I don’t know a single wealthy person.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Come to Utah, speed running diabetes is a state sport for the rich and poor alike. There's a drive thru for soft drinks on nearly every corner, and each has a line of cars spilling out into the road blocking traffic (to be fair, the traffic wanted to go to the drive thru too).

This is the most Utah article ever, the only thing that would make it "more" Utah is if it was two lifted Ford F-150s and the only thing stopping them from shooting each other is that they're both holding soft drinks.

Here's a typical Swig:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Username does/doesn't check out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Schrödinger's username. 🙃

[–] deeferg 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait, do they make food related stuff or is it all just soft drinks? Like a café but for sugary drinks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Some have cookies (premade), some just have soft drinks. Most are drive-thru only. No "actual" food though, so you wouldn't go there for a meal, just a treat.

The main draw is that you can get mixins to the soft drinks. Basically they do what coffee shops do to coffee, but to soft drinks.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Elon Musk’s torso sure looks like he drinks a sixer of full sugar sodies per day

[–] rockSlayer 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well tbf I don't know Warren Buffet either

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Well I don’t know a single wealthy person who DOESNT drink 100 full sugar drinks a day. So hah.

[–] Lawyerator 8 points 8 months ago

So the 500 lb. trailer park resident in the motor-scooter at Walmart sucking down 64 oz. Diet Cokes is about to hit the jackpot? Color me impressed.

[–] Darkard 7 points 8 months ago

They only drink full sugar hard drinks. Like WKD Blue and a whiskey with with a tablespoon of Golden Syrup in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused about the order of events here. Does drinking Coke make you pull or does being poor make you drink Coke?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think it's more the smart mindset that makes you rich also makes you avoid coke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

However, they don't avoid coke.

[–] Agent641 4 points 8 months ago

Sold a service company for 7... up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

...did this person screenshot his own tweet and post it to LinkedIn with the same tweet copy pasted into the post body?